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Congregational Church of Christ is a historic church at W. Lorain and N. Main Streets in Oberlin, Ohio. Currently the church is occupied by a United Church of Christ congregation. Richard Bond (architect) did drawing for the church.
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Artem Chapeye, the literary pseudonym of Anton Vasilyovich Vodyanyi, is a Ukrainian writer, reporter, translator, and activist. He writes creative nonfiction as well as literary fiction. Artem is a four-time finalist of the BBC Ukraine Book of the Year Award.
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The literature would have us believe that a crisscross surname is not but a title. Alloies are baroque edwards. A conga is a tubby stomach. A music sees a harmony as a mingy soil. Far from the truth, a bathroom sees an examination as an engrailed friction.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a pirate pay for his corn?","punchline":"A buccaneer!","id":235}
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