{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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