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Hiroyuki Nakajima , nicknamed \"Nakaji\", is a Japanese former professional baseball infielder. He played in Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) for the Saitama Seibu Lions, Orix Buffaloes, Yomiuri Giants, and Chunichi Dragons.
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