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Youth Will Be Served is a 1940 American musical film directed by Otto Brower and starring Jane Withers and Jane Darwell.
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Bziv is a village in Brovary Raion of Kyiv Oblast, Ukraine. It is 61 kilometres (38 mi) by road southeast of Kyiv and 9.6 kilometres (6.0 mi) southwest of the settlement of Baryshivka. It belongs to Baryshivka settlement hromada, one of the hromadas of Ukraine. Bziv is noted for its blue-green wooden Saint Nicholas Church, which is a national Cultural Heritage Monument.
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